Sam Trammell, head shape-shifter in charge on HBO's 'True Blood' recently explained that the show really doesn't need Snoop Dogg. "Apparently Snoop has wanted to be on the show from the beginning, but I don't think [creator] Alan Ball is going to let that happen. Having such a high-profile person appear in the show, I think it would take us all out of Bon Temps. [Alan] doesn't need to cast Snoop Dogg to get people to watch." That's true, blood. [Digital Spy]

Snooki from MTV's 'Jersey Shore' was sent to the drunk tank recently. "I'm too pretty to be in jail," the orange munchkin said of her brief jail trip. "I'm a good person. I'm not a criminal, and I will never go back there...You can't even contain me. When I was in there, I was like, 'Can I come out? I can't breathe!' Not a fun place. I will never go back." Definitely too pretty and wayyy too smart for jail. [MTV]

Joan Rivers has no love for Britney Spears. "I can't wait for her career to be over so she can serve me coffee at a 7-11. She's such white trash." She'd probably have to wash the Cheetos dust off her hands before she got the job, but yeah. [CBC]