50 Cent Would Marry Beyonce … and Rihanna and GaGa

Sometimes we suspect that 50 Cent went to some sort of secret college where he majored in playing the blogosphere like a fiddle. In a recent interview, the always-controversial rapper and entrepreneur continued his empty beef with Jay-Z by declaring that he would marry Beyonce and have a big family. There's a twist, though (if that's not ridiculous enough). He would do it in Africa and add Rihanna and Lady GaGa as additional wives that would all have his children. Hey, we just report the news.

"I would kiss Beyonce, Lady GaGa and Rihanna," answered 50 Cent when asked to pick between the three by MTV News in the U.K. "I would marry Beyonce, Lady GaGa and Rihanna in Africa, I'd have three wives! And I would avoid wearing condoms and have really big families!"

So, OK, there appears to be a leading question, but that response is certainly a head-scratcher nonetheless. Master of media that he is, 50 somehow then transitioned into a criticism of industry double-standards, using the GaGa/Bey collaboration on the music video for 'Telephone' as an example.

"I think it's hot," he said. "But there's a shot in the video in the diner that's just breasts. And it looks great, but if I shot the same shot in my music video, they would make me edit that immediately ... Even if I had someone who was recognizable female talent that was part of the project, they wouldn't allow that to go. They would think it was you taking advantage of a girl for marketing purposes or whatever."

Is everyone clear? A 50 Cent video with breasts is taking advantage of a girl for marketing purposes. A 50 Cent quote about having a threesome marriage in Africa with international pop stars is not taking advantage of a girl for marketing purposes. Glad he clarified for us.