Former president Jimmy Carter commented that what Kanye West did at the VMA's was "completely uncalled for," at a town hall meeting at Emory University in Georgia. He also joked that "His punishment was to appear on the new Jay Leno show." Ouch. We were pretty sure Mr. Carter was no longer with us, but it turns out he's still here...and he's salty. [CNN]

We promise this is the last VMA reaction we post about. Cobra Starship frontman Gabe Saporta watched the Kanye/Lil Mama incidents firsthand, and quipped "I totally stopped tweeting for about 30 seconds and paid attention...It was kind of surreal. I thought it was planned for a minute." No. Way. That's. Insane. [MTV]

Megan Fox is crazy, and not at all in a good way. "I'm emotionally unpredictable," she told Rolling Stone. "I've had to say to [boyfriend] Brian [Austin Green], 'You have to go and stop talking to me, because I'm going to kill you. I'm going to stab you with something. Please leave.' " Why are the pretty ones always so homicidal? [LATimes]