We knew it was time to retire the term "swagger" -- and all variations of the word [see: swag, swagga] -- but Toyota's most recent attempt to make a minivan cool is a clear sign that it's time to turn our swag off (sorry Soulja Boy). Toyota's "Sienna Family" try their hand at rapping in a hilarious YouTube video that features the mom and dad rhyming about their Swagger Wagon. The video kicks off with ridiculous ad-libs like "Where my mother fathers at?" before launching into lyrics like, "I roll hard through the streets of the cul de sacs." Check out the madness after the jump.

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