Diddy Reveals He Loves Porn and Tried to Lose Virginity at Age 7

Hip-hop mogul Diddy recently gave an epic interview to Playboy Magazine, during which he discussed ageism and mortality, how hip-hop's swagger helped elect Obama, his role as Jay-Z's muse, his father's gangster past and most importantly, the time he tried to lose his virginity, at the age of 7.

When asked if he felt any ageism, having recently turned 40, Diddy immediately launched into his typical spiel.

"I'm one of the baddest motherf---ers to ever do this s---, and I'm not saying that in an arrogant way. That's a fact, in black and white. I dare you to write down all my achievements. It will be overwhelming. Break it down and then say who's number one in hip-hop. Who else has conquered television? Who else has conquered fashion? I don't want to hear you have a fashion line. Do you have a Council of Fashion Designers of America award? I need to know. Have you run a marathon? If you all still want to f--- with me after I ran the marathon, I don't know what else to do."

He then discussed his history of working with ghost writers, and how, on his forthcoming 'Last Train to Paris,' he ended up "co-writing almost the whole thing."

"Nobody just sits down and writes lyrics for me. If it's Jay-Z, he puts me to work. I give him information; I have to tell him which melodies I'm hearing. He'll use me as a muse. My strength as a songwriter is having ideas and melodies, and I need somebody to put them together. If you have a relationship with some of the best writers in the game, you'd be a fool not to take advantage of that. I'm not trying to out-rap Jay-Z, you know what I'm saying? I don't even see us in the same weight division. Him, Kanye West, Lil Wayne, Drake-they're in the heavyweight division; they're in contention for the belt. Jay doesn't dictate what I do or don't do...I want to say that on this album I don't settle for mediocrity. That has been a weak point with me. Lyrically this is one of the best albums out there, and I'm proud to say I co-wrote almost the whole thing."The Ciroc star also claimed credit for Obama's presidency, in a roundabout way, and asked the President to adopt him. "I think we are probably responsible for Obama being in office, yes. If nobody else is gonna say it, then I'm gonna say it. The confidence, the swagger we instilled in our communities made that possible ... I ain't gonna lie -- if God said I could pick one person to be my father, I'd want to be Sean Combs Obama. That's how dope he is. [laughs] I hope he reads this interview and adopts me. I wouldn't even have to be in the will. I got my own money!"

Diddy revealed his gangster past, claiming his father was a middleman for Italian and French cartels in Harlem. "Back then you were either getting the drugs from the Italians or the French connection. And my father became the connection to Harlem. You had to see my father. I'm not glorifying it. I'm not proud of it -- I'm telling the story as it was told to me ... He also got hooked up with the French connection. So that pissed off the Italians a little bit, and also the cops, because the cops didn't have a hold on the French connection. The French connection would get pure stuff from the Italians and cut it up. So they were able to make four, five times on it. That was the big problem on the streets. Then my father got arrested. They couldn't take the risk ... So when he got out, they put a hit on him. That's the rumor. But there are also records that show the guy who put out the hit was killed five days later.

Finally, Puff let 'em know that even at the age of seven, he wasn't no joke. "I tried to lose my virginity when I was seven years old. I was on top of a girl who was nine or 10, but it didn't happen, so everybody doesn't have to bug out. My mother and the babysitter whipped my a--, but it didn't knock me off my mission."

He concluded by claiming to have finally succeeded at his mission by age 13. "I was 13 and I felt I was a porno star because I'd been watching porn for so long. In the Bronx you could get a hotel for an hour. I always had $20 or $30 to take a chick to a hotel. I'm proud to say I love sex. You might catch me in a porn store at any given moment -- it ain't nothing I'm ashamed of. If they start sending freaks to jail, I'm guilty as charged."

Puff, you said a mouthful.