Eminem Says ‘Pills Fried My Brain’ — Say What!

Eminem's history of drug use is well documented, but in a recent interview Em revealed that his pill addiction may have been severe enough to have caused him irreparable harm. "They stifled me - they stopped my brain off," Em explained. "I don't know if I was frying brain cells or what, but I couldn't think. The drugs also made me lazy." Gross. [NYPost]

John Stamos is a fan of Lady Gaga's choice of wardrobe for the VMA's. "Yeah, I just saw her in a meat bikini, and I wanted to barbeque her ass. It was hot. I dug it." Not us, Uncle Jesse. Not us. [MTV]

Woody Allen on religion: "To me, there's no real difference between a fortune teller or a fortune cookie and any of the organized religions. They're all equally valid or invalid, really. And equally helpful." [NYT]