20 Most Outrageous Lyrics From Tyler, The Creator’s ‘Goblin’ Album
The era of the blog star-turned-media darling has been in full swing for quite some time, but few have made the transition as seamlessly - and with as much vitriol - as Tyler, The Creator. Born in Laedra Heighs, California, Tyler would come of age while living in Hawthorne, California, where he would form a collective of musically inclined knuckleheads named Odd Future, which consisted of his childhood friends and close associates. After making a name for himself while engaging in beef with the popular rap blog 2DopeBoyz, Tyler, The Creator would slowly, but surely switch from the role of outcast to the people's champ after the release of his mixtape, Bastard, in December of 2009. Bastard would be critically acclaimed and hailed as a modern day classic, but Tyler would truly get the public's attention with the music video for his 2011 single, "Yonkers," which featured Tyler, The Creator eating a roach and putting a visual to the zany and vulgar lyrics that littered his material, catapulting him to stardom.
Signing a one-album deal with XL Recordings, Tyler, The Creator made a big splash after appearing on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, performing his track, "Sandwitches," further building anticipation for his next project. Arriving on May 10, 2011, Goblin, Tyler, The Creator's debut album, featuring production from Odd Future producer Left Brain and himself; the dark yet spacious soundbeds fans had come to love on projects from the crew, which served as a canvas for Tyler to paint his nihilistic and misogynistic fantasies and lament his status as a social misfit. Goblin would debut at No. 5 on the Billboard 200, with first-week sales of 45,000 in the U.S. and establish Tyler, The Creator as a rising star in the rap community, leading him to win Best New Artist at the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards.
In celebration of its fifth anniversary, we compiled the 20 Most Outrageous Lyrics from this controversial landmark release that introduced the word to the demented mind of Tyler.
I'm a fucking walking paradox – no, I'm not/Threesomes with a fucking triceratops, Reptar/Rapping as I'm mocking deaf rock stars/Wearing synthetic wigs made of Anwar's dreadlocks
My mom's gone, that fucking broad will never understand me/I'm not gay, I just wanna boogie to some Marvin/(What you think of Hayley Williams?) Fuck her, Wolf Haley robbing 'em/I'll crash that fucking airplane that that f----t n---- B.o.B is in/And stab Bruno Mars in his goddamn esophagus/And won't stop until the cops come in
"Fuck cops, I'm a fucking rock star/Rebellion and defiance makes my muthafuckin' cock hard/Fuck pigs, fuck guards, all some fucking retards/Fuck school, I'm a fuck up? Fuck Harvard"
"One, two, you're the girl that I want/Three, four, five, six, seven, shit/Eight is the bullets if you say no after all this/And I just couldn't take it, you're so motherfuckin' gorgeous/Gorgeous, baby you're gorgeous/I just wanna drag your lifeless body to the forest/And fornicate with it but that's because I'm in love with you, cunt"
"(It’s because) I’m Dracula bitch/Don’t got a problem smacking a bitch/Kidnapping, attacking, with axes and shit/'til I grab them throats and start smacking them shits"
"They begged me to stop, but I listen like deaf drums/Love? I don't get none, that's why I'm so hostile to the kids that get some/My father called me to tell me he loved me/I'd have a better chance of getting Taylor Swift to fuck me/Annoying and I'm ugly, most n----s wanna punch me/I'm surprised the fucking doctor even touched me"
"All I want is her support, BUT NO it's the fights at home/When mommy cusses out cousin, some knifes get shown/Now she's really fuckin' pissed, so the knives get thrown/And hit her in her fucking neck, now her throat's all gone"
"I hate this, screaming fuck patience/Got a n---- shaking like the calmest fucking Haitian/After chronic masturbation, asking where Mary-Kate went/I want to be the reasons why all lesbians hate dick/I make this damn Bullwinkle the red moose/Game of duck-duck-duck tape with a dead goose/She running 'round this motherfucking dungeon, her legs loose/Until I accidentally get the saw to her head, oops"
"Full of shit, like I ate that john/Come on kids, fuck that class and hit that bong/Let's buy guns and kill those kids with dads and mom/With nice homes, 41k's, and nice ass lawns/Those privileged fucks got to learn that we ain't taking no shit/Like Ellen Degeneres clitoris is playing with dick"
"The Golf Wang hooligans, is fucking up the school again/And showing you and yours that breaking rules is fucking cool again/I'm going harder than a midget jumping over me/Chronic youth, I'm shoving blunt wraps in b----es ovaries/Punches to the stomach where that bastard kid supposed to be/Fuck a mask, I want that ho to know it's me, ugh"
"Slip it in her drink and in the blink/Of an eye I can make a white girl look chink/Don't know what to think/'Cause last timeI attempted this shit the judge ordered me to see a shrink/Started with the link, contended her to meet me/At the local Odd Future Wolf Gang skating rink/We was uniquely in sync, already fucking and we only met last week"
"Shut up b----, suck my dick (Suck my nuts)/You fuckin' bop, you better swallow it/I got a chain with a fuckin' platinum plaque on it/Is that a hundred dollar bill? I'll shit on it/I bought a fuckin' whale, cause I'm ballin'/Your b---- work for me, she my dick washer/Swag on my dick, 30 thousand million, n----"
"You boppin' b---- (Question mark) You like this dick?/We all know why, cause you's a boppin' b----/I got the burner, I pop you in your lip/Zoom-zoom, yeah, I'm going fast b----/I'm loud as fuck, I'm ignorant/Punch a b---- in her mouth just for talkin' shit/You lurkin' b----? Well, I see that shit/Once again I gotta punch a b---- in her shit"
"Your b---- is coming along, yeah she hum to my song/Singing like they were for her, but they were for the blur/No longer, but we were in premature, immature/She's unsure, I'm for sure, blouse and dress and my shirt/On the floor then pick it up, out the door, door/Chased, an imaginary friend, a reverie absorption/Impregnate the dream 'til it has an abortion"
"Mom is getting jealous I see my manager more than I see her before, I go on tour and it hurts/I miss the days when this was fun but now it turned into work/And getting legal, so now I got to watch the shit that I blurt out/My friends are turning into opposites/Because my life is turning into opposite of sloppy wrist/And all the b----es who forgot about me want to ride my dick/Harder than the white kids that copy shit"
"I'mma grab the Nina and find a nice arena/Cause I can’t even choose between Ortega or Sabrina/And I’m not even human, I’m a body shaped demon/With some semen in my sack and some problems in the back/And a life that’s fill with crap, and a finger filled with hate/And a gat that’s filled with love, now let opposites attract"
I can finally be one like a marriage in a church
But this marriage has a hearse and the parents of the one
That’s getting married has a curse
"N---- this is my cup, drink the cyanide up/Dope as fuck so I would really shoot a group of guys up/Deep thought I'm often lost in (Fuck it) put me next to awesome/Still can't tell the difference, just like Asians with their eyes shut"
"Any sheep creep, quiet tendered sleep/Make a peep, fucking body will go missing in a week/Roam around the city with her titties like a fucking greek/God, Bastard was the fucking shit, explains why it never leaked/I am coming of my age with my Memphis Bleek/Shooting from the sky, the only problem is the missing beak/(Once I have my wings and my motherfucking chain)/Oh that's the black talking in me, let me down a couple cups of bleach"
"Rollin' in a golden Tacoma, the shit's stolen/If that b---- tell on me, I'mma do a fuckin' drive-by in her colon/With my meat, gotta keep it obsolete/Like Chris Brown when Rihanna got her fuckin' ass beat/Fuck Jeeves ask me for advice, if I'm not reading a Vice/I'm squatting down, picking cracker b----es scalp for some lice"
"We be burning Dutty Rocks with a light switch/Bitch n----, you about as hard as a d---'s clit/I'm goin as hard as Bishop Eddie Long's john/After I bought a Sidekick and sent that fag some nice pics/They say I try too goddamn hard/No shit, I want a Grammy you damn retard/You can't be great when you settle for flea bargain/Unless you're a thrift hipster b---- in a leotard"