Ol' Dirty Bastard's son Boy Jones, aka Young Dirty Bastard has been on tour with the Wu, performing his late father's "Shimmy Shimmy Ya" and generally filling the elephant-sized hole ODB left in the otherwise self-restrained face of hip hop. "'Shimmy Shimmy' with no shirt on? I couldn't help it," Jones said of a recent show at New York's Governors Island. "It's like a baby running around naked. Once you start, you have to let go of everything. Be a free spirit. Surprise yourself. The fans give you the energy. I'mma get naked regardless." That's real. [MTV]

Legendary funnyman Jerry Lewis said that he would like to smack Lindasy Lohan for her recent behavior. "I'd smack her in the mouth if I saw her," he told 'Inside Edition.' "I would smack her in the mouth and be arrested for abusing a woman....I would say, 'You deserve this and nothing else'...WHACK! And then, if she's not satisfied, I'd put her over my knee and SPANK her." Wow. Pay-per-view? [HuffingtonPost]

Natalie Portman on her lesbian love scene with Mila Kunis in Darren Aronofsky's 'The Black Swan': "He described it as: 'You're going to have a sex scene with yourself.' And I thought that was very interesting, because this movie is in so many ways an exploration of an artist's ego and that narcissistic sort of attraction to yourself and also repulsion with yourself." Approved. [People]