Kelly Clarkson ethered Kanye West on her blog. "Dear Kanye, what happened to you as a child??" the singer wrote. "Did you not get hugged enough??...I mean, I've seen you do some pretty s----y things, but you just keep amazing me with your tactless, a------ ways. It's absolutely fascinating how much I don't like you. I like everyone. I even like my a------ ex that cheated on me over you ... which is pretty odd since I don't even personally know you. The best part of this evening is that you weren't even up for THIS award and yet you still have a problem with the outcome. Is winning a Moonman that much of a life goal?? You can have mine if it will shut you up. Is it that important, really??" Wow. [IamKelly]

Of course, Kanye stays apologizing for making a scene. "I feel like Ben Stiller in "Meet the Parents" when he messed up everything and Robert De Niro asked him to leave...That was Taylor's moment and I had no right in any way to take it from her. I am truly sorry." How about, instead of apologizing on your blog, next time you just...don't bug out. [KanyeUniversity]

Twitter is great for interacting with your favorite celebrities, but sometimes it's best not to know their every move, ie Slim Thug's gratuitous play-by-play of last night's VMA's. He posted "I'm bout to start j------ off where the lotion at" and "OK I'm done" followed by "She so classy," "Alicia keys I love u" and finally "Round 2 Alicia keys where my lotion." That's enough, Slim. "Stop Twitching." [Bossip]