What's Twitter for, if not to diss your baby's mother and tell the world that your son was the product of drunk sex? On Wednesday, R&B singer Tank called out his baby's moms something serious. "You send horrible emails and tweets about me when you should be somewhere trying to get a job. you're the kind of woman that gives baby mama a bad name," Tank tweeted. He then added, "Hey! hater of the year.. didn't the courts deal with our situation already? still not happy! love my kids, love my life!" Finally, in a response to a fan, he tweeted "i was very drunk that night! my son wasnt a mistake though so i'll take full responsibility!!" Let's hope Twitter dies before his kid grows up and realizes he was the product of so much romance. [Bossip]

Russell Wiseman
, mayor of Arlington, Tennesseee, went after President Obama on his Facebook page of all places, for interrupting 'A Charlie Brown Christmas' to inform the nation about his plans for the war in Afghanistan. As if anything could be more important that a 40+ year old Xmas special that is shown every year. "Ok, so, this is total crap, we sit the kids down to watch 'The Charlie Brown Christmas Special' and our muslim [sic] president is there, what a load.....try to convince me that wasn't done on purpose. Ask the man if he believes that Jesus Christ is the Son of God and he will give you a 10 minute disertation [sic] about it....w...hen the answer should simply be 'yes,'" the mayor wrote. Er....what's that? We're sending thousands more troops to whatsitstan to do what now? Hold on, I'm watching my funnies, here. Oh Woodstock, what a joker.... It's not lost on us that the dude's name is Wiseman, either. [HipHopWired]

Elliot Spitzer's sweetheart, Ashley Dupre gave her .02 on the whole Tiger Woods situation recently, questioning why the women would come forward of their own accord. "I was forced into this situation, I had no choice, and these girls for them to just come forward, I don't understand that, I don't know who would want what I have," said Dupre, who used to have sex with married men for money, but now appears on TV and goes out with all kinds rich and famous people. Hmm. [Jezebel]