Plastic surgery fan LaToya Jackson announced that she would like to throw her wig in the ring for Simon Cowell's vacated American Idol spot. "I would LOVE to be a judge on American Idol. I would love to have a chance for the public get to know the real me. I would be thrilled." And the feeling is the opposite of mutual. [ImNotObsessed]
Jay-Z says he is ready to start a family and, has decided Orlando is the place for him. "New York is gritty and real and helped shape both my music and my life, but Orlando- Orlando has it all," Jay said. "Plenty of shops, amazing restaurants, and you're only minutes away from Universal Studios. Plus, Orlando is just a really great place to raise a family." Go ahead. Heard Erie, PA is dope as well. [Bossip]

Rush Limbaugh
had some sympathetic words for the people of Haiti, as well as those who support them. "Obama will use Haiti to boost credibility with the black community in both the, light-skinned and dark-skinned black community in this country. It's made to order for him. That's why he couldn't wait to get out there." He then went on to explain that the horrible disaster is not really our concern, anyway. "We've already donated to Haiti. It's called the U.S. income tax." That's nice, Rush. Non-idiots can donate to the Haitian relief fund here. [MediaMatters]