In an upcoming issue of Out magazine, rumored she/he Lady Gaga said "Someone asked me, Lady Gaga, do you have a d---? I said yes, and it's much bigger than yours!" Yeah, that's probably a better comeback when millions of people don't already suspect you of smuggling a little something extra in your tutu. [Bossip]

Polish Catholics are mad at Madonna. "Madonna specializes in offending religious feelings," said Marian Baranski, deputy head of the Polish Faith and National Tradition Defense Committee. "It is possible to suspect her of being a crypto-Satanist." And here we were thinking she was just out of touch. [MTV]

Singer Ke$ha, who appeared on Flo Rida's 80's throwback hit 'Right Round,' gave Esquire some clear insight into her creative process: "I'll usually go out, have one f------ insane night, come home half-drunk, stumbling, and write down a few words. The next morning I'll wake up and be like, Whoa, this story needs to be told." Totally poetry. [Esquire]

Lady Gaga had another pretty awesome comment recently. In planning for her upcoming tour with Kanye West, Gaga was sure to make painfully clear to the rapper just how gay her show will be. "I just want to be clear before we decide to do this together: I'm gay. My music is gay. My show is gay. And I love... that it's gay. And I love my gay fans and they're all going to be coming to our show. And it's going to remain gay." That's cool, is it going to be any good, though? [Towelroad]