Clearing up rumors that he's a member of the Freemasons, the Illuminati, the NWO and whichever other crews you stans thought Jiggaman was running with, Jay-Z said "I think I need to remind people I'm from Marcy Projects. You can't get into those prestigious clubs. I can't even get into the golf club in Palm Springs." Yeah, but life is like a beach chair, and you go yachting with Coldplay, so whatever. [HipHopWired]

Televangelist, ordained minister and former presidential candidate Pat Robertson had a unique perspective on the tragic earthquake that struck Haiti on Tuesday. "Something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it," Robertson said on his television network, CBN. "They were under the heel of the French...and they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, 'We will serve you if you'll get us free from the French.' True story. And the devil said, 'OK, it's a deal.' Ever since, they have been cursed by one thing after another." Oh, true story, huh. [HuffingtonPost]