Though Ja Rule failed to get his gun possession cased thrown out, he was in good spirits as he left court today. "Just left court still no verdict!! Gotta love the hood tho ppl was like yo weezy be here feb. 9th like he's doin a show lmao..." [Twitter]

Guitar player John Mayer recently offered some...advice to Tiger Woods. "If Tiger Woods only knew when to jerk off. It has a true market value, like gold bullion. First of all, I don't jerk off because I'm horny. I'm sort of half-chick. It's like District 9. I can fire alien weapons. I can insert a tampon. No, I do it because I want to take a brain bath. It's like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself." What? [RollingStone]

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