Britney Spears appeared on Letterman to deliver her "Top 10 Ways the Country Would Be Different If Britney Spears Were President," yesterday. "We would only invade fun places like Cabo," "Free pie for everyone," and, "I'd be the first president to wear eye shadow since Nixon" were highlights. Britney's awesome. It doesn't matter who's writing for her, every quote from her is like a bouquet of jewels, wrapped in a taco shell. [Popeater]

Drake recently discussed whether or not he considers himself a "ladies man," which is of major interest for some people, apparently. "With me, when I touch on women -- which I don't feel like I rap about a lot - I feel like I'm just rapping about myself." So he's kinda like the Divinyls, then. [MTV]

Bow Wow just signed with Cash Money, and had some words for all you haterz out there: "To anyone who's confused or says I don't belong in Cash Money...Let me remind you that I've been down with Baby, Slim, Wayne and the whole Cash Money family from the beginning. 10 years ago when we really were "Lil" me and Wayne did a song for the Hardball movie soundtrack...So please don't be misinformed and think I'm just jumpin' on "what's hot" or trying to ride others success," said the rapper who rose to fame under Snoop Dogg's wing. [Rapradar]