There's a war going on outside Diddy ain't safe from. The Ciroc vodka owner angered rivals when he made the following statement at a party he was hosting, "If you're not drinking Ciroc vodka, then you're drinking pee pee." Protesters are meeting by Combs' Sean John ad in Times Square, NYC, tomorrow, and allegedly sending the mogul a toilet bowl full of Ciroc, as a show of contempt. Craaaazy. [AllHipHop]

Joell Ortiz' Twitter is pretty real. Recent tweets include the following gem, "Nothing f--kin with the ladies that work in hospitals. i love em in scrubs. even when they wear crocs." Also, "NO ONE f--king with MY top ten Milfs." [JoellOrtiz]