Having recently performed for $3k and a bucket of chicken, Coolio is not only one of our favorite MC's, he's also a brilliant chef. Here's what the real "Gangsta's Paradise" looks like to the self-proclaimed "Ghetto Gourmet,"A compound in South Africa with seven servants - all women. Sitting in front of the T.V. with the remote right there and me ringing the bell and telling ... Tywanita ... to come and [expletive] turn the T.V. And she has to drive a golf cart from a half a mile away on the other side of the compound to turn the television and hand me my [expletive] glass of lemonade."

As a bonus, here's his serious response to to being asked who the best rapper of all time is: "Don't know yet. Ask me that when I'm diagnosed with a terminal disease or I got six months to live, or whatever. Ask me that when I'm on death row. In my waning years, when it gets to the point I know I'm gonna die, I'm gonna become a serial killer. I'm gonna be a serial killer before I die. I'm going to kill, like, rapists, [expletive] child molesters and [expletive] like that. That's gonna be my last job." Good plan. [MNDaily]

Will.I.Am made some predictions for tomorrow's Grammy Awards, sort of. "It's unpredictable. It's up in the air," he said. "You think it's going to be the obvious one, like, 'Wow, that was everywhere.' And it ends up being not. And that's not cool. I just can't wait for the performances, because that is not a lie, that is no politics. A rip is a rip, a rocket is a rocket." Thanks for clearing that up, Will. [MTV]