50 Cent, who may have just released the worst-selling album of his career, sat down with MTV to play a little game of "This or That." When asked whom he'd prefer to date, Angelina Jolie or Katy Perry, Fif was stumped, "Angelina got all those kids from all those different countries," he laughed. "Got a lot to deal with." Kinda feel like "kids from all those different countries" are the least of Jolie's issues. Remember that vial of Bill Bob Thornton blood she used to rock? [MTV]

Tila Tequila had a rough night on UStream the other day, and ended up dancing around naked, falling off a chair while attempting a strip tease and launching a vitriolic, rambling rant against her ex, Shawne Merriman, whom she's also suing. "People call me an attention whore...or whatever...but excuse me, I'm a grown a-- woman and I'm confident in myself...I think a woman's body is a beautiful thing...that's why I'm a lesbian...I was born naked ... anybody who is against that is gay and in denial." Yeah, it's not that we're against being naked, it's just that it's cold. But do you, Tila. [Bossip]

Brooklyn group Matt & Kim appeared at the mtvU Woodie Awards and did what they're starting to become known for, they got naked. "I can only hope we'll be 'that naked band!' " Matt exclaimed. "I always want to take my clothes off. I went to film school, and the only time I get to do film-related things is via Matt and Kim. And I came up with this idea for a video, where Kim and I would take our clothes off in Times Square, and Kim wanted no part of it."
"Not at all," Kim agreed. "But now it seems inevitable. And that could be a problem. My t--s aren't that big." [MTV]