For most of us, the closest we'll get to ever writing a dis track is updating our Facebook status in an effort to air our dirty laundry. But for a superstar R&B artist such as Rihanna, the dis track is an actual reality -- and possibly -- a necessity to move on from her public assault via Chris Brown. It would appear that revenge is a dish best served through lyrics, beats and guest vocals from rapper Trina.

Of course this is all hearsay at this point. According to a report by Star Magazine (via the Angry Ape), someone says that a good old fashion dis track is really happening and, above all, will "really stick it to him."

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Rihanna has recently been back in the news, as she will reportedly be subpoenaed to testify against Brown in an upcoming trial. Also, a new crop of photos has surfaced on the Internet, depicting Rihanna and Brown in what would appear to be a fun and loving relationship, possibly in an attempt to back up Brown's recent claim that he's not a monster.

Although our advice is rarely sought when writing actual dis rhymes, we might suggest consulting the Eazy-E versus Dr. Dre feud for a classic take on the dis, or, more recently, see 50 Cent versus everyone.