Rihanna Says ‘Size Matters,’ Tells Chris Brown’s Friends ‘Up Yours!’
German teen-zine Bravo recently sat down with Rihanna at her hotel in Cologne for a surprisingly off-the-cuff interview.
Rihanna began by taking shots at Chris Brown‘s “friends,” who have allegedly claimed that the Barbados-born singer lied in her testimony about the events that lead up to her assault. “I know these people and you know what: Up yours!” the magazine quotes her as saying. “I gave this interview, because I want to encourage girls who have gone through such hard times like me. I do not want to destroy Chris’ career or make mine “higher,” because this is a relieve [sic] for me. Now I look forward and I will enjoy my life.”
The singer also delved into her relationship status, saying “I love flirting at the moment. I’m single and I’m enjoying my freedom.” She explained that she has a rigorous, umm, exam prepared for potential partners, “If I’m dating, I check the boy from the top to the bottom. He has to be good in bed and the size matters. The inner beauty counts as well, but without toy, it doesn’t make fun.”
She concluded by claiming that she prefers the au naturale look to being fully clothed, “To be honest, I’m even hotter at home, because I´m always naked there. I’m from Barbados, that’s quite normal there. My pool boy saw me naked 5 times already … At first it was so embarrassing. I always forget when he comes. I’m so confused when I have a day off, I usually sleep until noon and when I wake up, I don´t even know what day it is. But he’s used to this view now. I even told my assistant to text me when he comes: “Rihanna get dressed, the pool boy is here!”
Interesting. Not sure how much we can bank on Bravo’s credibility here, but Rihanna’s ‘ Rated R’ is in stores this week.