We hope you enjoy window shopping, folks, because Rick Owens has just released two new alligator leather jackets that carry an extortionate price tag.

The Wild Alligator Leather Hun Jacket, made from genuine full alligator leather with additional kangaroo leather (seriously, how many animals does this guy want to slaughter in the name of high fashion?) on the collar, cuffs and hem, retails for just $53,925. Hey, that's cool with us, because it means we neither can nor want to afford this eye sore.