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R. Kelly Looney Tunes Chocolate Bar For Sale

Have two grand just burning a hole in your pocket? Why not buy R. Kelly‘s custom made candy bar, complete with an entire Looney Tunes cast molded on the outside. While the Craigslist ad promises you’ll get the likes of Jessica Rabbit, Bugs Bunny, and Yosemite Sam — we’ve also deduced that a rather large Tasmanian Devil is up and front, and a stout looking Tweety Bird stands off to the side. But that’s not all: R. Kelly wasn’t a cheap guy. The bar also features “black hardwood top” and “real leather trim.”

Recall that Kelly wrote the single ‘I Believe I Can Fly’ for the 1996 Michael Jordan meets the Looney Tunes film, ‘Space Jam.’ How the times, they have changed — while that song still is a definitive part of the Kelly legacy, clearly Robert Sylvester has said that’s all folks to that part of his life.

Can’t afford the bar? Other items up for sale include a glass backboard for $400 and a gas burner for $100.

Kelly is currently working on the follow up to 2007′s ‘Double Up,’ an untitled album that’s tentatively slated for release this year. In related news, fallen Illinois Governor Rod Blagovich has been said to tap the singer’s defense team that was used in R.Kelly’s child pornography case- of which he was acquitted on all charges.

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