Though she doesn't quite know why, suddenly all the girls want to kiss and hug Nicki Minaj. "I started making it my business to say things that would empower women, like, 'Where my bad b--ches at?' to let them know, 'I'm here for you,'" she explained. "Then, when I started going to the shows and it was nothing but girls, it was like, Did I go too far with embracing my girls? Because now they want to kiss and hug me." Same thing always happens to us. Pheromones. [Out]

Snooki of the 'Jersey Shore' just wants to like, live a normal frickin' life, yo. "I'll go to frickin' Barnes & Nobles, get a coffee and just sit down and read. No one would ever think that...I think I want to move forward. I want to move to Brooklyn and find a business Italian guy to take care of me." Feel you, girl. [Us]