M.I.A. says she has the "perfect song" for Jay-Z. "I really want to produce for him...I have got the perfect song for Jay-Z!" she said. "In fact, that's the best one that I had for my album which never made it. [It was] the first song I was really into and the song that actually made my album go in the direction it did, [but it] never actually made the album. But I want to give it to [Jay-Z], because I think it suits him more. It's insane. He's never done anything like that." Yeah, OK. [MTV]

Nicki Minaj doesn't need to diss you because she makes so much more money than you. "My diss record is my success rate, and how much I can charge to be somewhere for 30 minutes. That's my diss record. The fact that I can pay your mortgage for a year in 30 minutes. That's my diss record. That diss record makes everyone go 'ooooooh word Nicki went in!' That's all I need." Being rich is the new diss record. Awesome. [Vibe]

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