Lindsay Lohan, Pitbull: Actress Has Lawsuit Dismissed
According to TMZ, a federal judge in New York ruled that Pitbull's song is a work of art and therefore protected by the First Amendment to the U.S. Constitution.
The First Amendment states: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
It shall now be amended to say -- Congress shall make no law against dissing Lindsay Lohan. Because, well, she's Lindsay freakin' Lohan, dammit.