When asked if he and Young Money artist Shanell had a romantic relationship, Lil Wayne had some educational things to say, in a recent interview. "As far as us being friends, yeah. That's my friend. Shanell is a great artist and that's it, period. She's a Young Money great artist. I heard a rumor that she was pregnant from me. How could that be? We've never had sex. How could she be pregnant from me? You've got to have sex to be pregnant. That's one of the things you have to do. I don't understand how people's brains work. You know? I'm a really big person. I'm a real superstar. I'm not afraid to tell you or nobody else, you know? I die every week [according to the rumors]. I'm in jail right now [according to the rumors]." Pretty sure he's in jail now according to reality, but what do we know. [Bossip]

Donald Trump weighed in on Celebrity Apprentice contestant Bret Michaels, who is currently in critical condition, saying that Michaels is in "big, big trouble, and the prognosis is not great." Luckily for Michaels, Trump also deems him "an amazing competitor and ultimately that is the thing that could save his life." Yeah, that or modern medicine. Surprised Trump didn't sneak a "you're fired" in there. [TMZ]