Apparently Virgin America named a plane after Drake. "Flying on 'Air Drake' is truly humbling," the Canadian rapper said. "I'm truly honored to have a plane named after me." Can't believe Drake's been out for 10 minutes and he already has a plane named after him, and MC Hammer has nothing. [MTV]

If you don't like Woody Allen's new movie, he might commit Harikiri. "If you hate this film [You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger'], I'm going to start a new film. If you hate both, I'm going to kill myself." We don't respond well to threats.[USAT]

Ke$ha wants you to know that she has herself to thank for being so successful. "I'm responsible. I wouldn't have a No. 1 record or song if I wasn't a hardworking person. People told me, 'You shouldn't be singing.' I went through awkward, chubby, total weirdo phases. I was in a marching band. Did you ever think a little, f--king chubby, awkward girl with braces in the marching band would be No. 1 on top of the pop charts? No, you wouldn't. People will start to respect me as a writer. Look at the charts, honey....As annoying as you think I am, I'm not going anywhere, so you might as well get used to it. [MSNBC]