In a recent interview, Diddy said he'd like to replace Simon Cowell on 'American Idol,' 'cause he's got kids to feed, man. "I got six kids. If I can get the same check that Simon gets, we'd have a ball. And you know I'd act crazy." Expect a lot of shiny suits, cheesecake runs and "take that, take that, take that" adlibs. [TVSquad]

Transsexuals, Ke$ha loves you. "Freaks are what make everything mildly more interesting in life but with trannies, they make me want to be a better woman," she told Paper. "I see these men who have way better bodies than I do, more beautiful faces, better complexions, beautiful makeup, and they're more fun than any person I've met in my life. They make me feel like I'm not a very good woman." You're not. [Paper]

When asked whether he's enjoyed sex with men, 'Inception' star Tom Hardy said "Of course I have. I'm an actor for f--k's sake." That's awesome. Seriously. [DailyMail]