Contact Us

Diddy Details Failed Drug Deal Attempt

Diddy Sean “Diddy” Combs recently sat down with Playboy magazine and discussed his lone attempt at dealing drugs. Apparently, some of his buddies were selling down in Maryland and Washington D.C. and a juvenile and poor Diddy was jealous of their fancy cars and jewelry. He decided to hit the streets and make some dirty money as quickly as possible.

“I go out on the block, the strip where they’re selling drugs, and my man says, ‘OK, I’m going to give you this. You wait there. They’ll come up to you,'” Diddy recounted. “I’m out there five minutes when three cop cars pull up and officers jump out and start chasing me. I ran and got away. We convene in the same place two hours later. This time it’s dark, and all of a sudden a van pulls up. Cops jump out and start chasing me again. There’s a helicopter overhead with a light following me through the woods.”

Although helicopter cover for a basic street-level drug deal is almost unheard of, Puff continued, “I wanted to go home, but I didn’t know how to punk out and tell them. The cops were outside responding to a couple having an argument below us … I turned into a scared white Harvard student. God was sending me signals. I told my friends, ‘Thanks y’all, but no thanks. This game is not for me.’ I walked out that door, and I ain’t been around nobody with no drugs.”

Recommended For You

Around the Web

Best of TheBoombox

Leave a Comment

It appears that you already have an account created within our VIP network of sites on . To keep your personal information safe, we need to verify that it's really you. To activate your account, please confirm your password. When you have confirmed your password, you will be able to log in through Facebook on both sites.

Forgot your password?

It appears that you already have an account on this site associated with . To connect your existing account just click on the account activation button below. You will maintain your existing VIP profile. After you do this, you will be able to always log in to using your original account information.

Please fill out the information below to help us provide you a better experience.

(Forgot your password?)

Not a member? Sign up here

Sign up for The Boombox quickly by connecting your Facebook account. It's just as secure and no password to remember!