Comedian Chelsea Handler is hosting the VMA’s this year, and she has big plans for the evening. “I’ll probably have sex with [Eminem] after the show is over. Probably. I don’t see why I wouldn’t,” she told MTV, adding that Swizz could get it too. “I like Swizz Beatz, just because I would like to yell out in bed, ‘Swizz Beatz! Keep it coming!‘” Awesome. [MTV]
Former ‘Girls Gone Wild
‘ insider Ryan Simkin
has the inside dope on Paris Hilton
. Get it? “I asked if she was flying private, and she said, ‘No, commercial.’ And then as politely as I could, I asked her how she planned on traveling with that amount of blow and X.
She held the box in her right hand, and then with an underhand swoop like a lower case J, she demonstrated exactly how she intended to beat airport security. She even whistled as she did it. A little alley-oop with the Camel Box, straight up her snatch. Classic.
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