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Rapper Melle Mel Takes on WWE
We've had it about up to here -- and trust us, we're holding our hand mighty close to the top of our head -- with rappers who think that carrying around a gun makes 'em seem hardcore. So we were positively tickled to hear that an MC from a school about as old as schools get has decided to prove his mettle with a decidedly more manly form of toughness -- namely, slipping on a pair of spandex Speedo
50 Cent Marketing a Line of Condoms
Since 50 Cent has spent much of the past few years spinning rhymes about his, shall we say, "magic stick," it's only fair that he should branch out into peddling accessories for said appendage.
So, much like Malibu Barbie expanded her empire into dream houses and pink convertibles, Mr
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Jay-Z for President Campaign Launched
There's been a lot of debate lately over whether America is ready for a President who doesn't fit the standard profile -- you know, white, middle-aged, male -- but we have to commend the folks behind a new campaign for really thinking outside the box by launching a Jay-Z for President campaign
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Daredevil Evil Knievel Sues Kanye West
George W. Bush is about to be dislodged from the top of Kanye West's you-know-what-list -- by legendary motorcycle daredevil Evel Knievel.
The jumping giant is hopping mad at the rapper for allegedly "tarnishing his reputation" in the video for 'Touch the Sky' -- and rather than threaten to run over West's foot with his Harley, he's filed a multi-million dollar lawsuit to prove it
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Snoop Throws Dogs a Bone
With that Tommy Chong bust putting a crimp in sales of accessories designed to help in the burning of "recreational combustibles," Snoop Dogg clearly had to take a new approach in his pursuit of lucrative endorsement deals. Now he's found the perfect market to bite into
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Flavor Flav Hits the Jackpot
Since he's already decided that the best way to find the woman of his dreams is through an open-casting cattle call, Flavor Flav is clearly no stranger to grasping at straws. In that spirit, we'd like to hand him a particularly twisty one -- in the form of a hearty endorsement from a "world-renowned" numerologist who thinks that the Public Enemy jester hit the jackpot on the just-conclud
Suzuki Reveals Hip-Hop Ride
It's not exactly unusual for an auto manufacturer to target the hip-hop community with a new vehicle, but frankly, gambits like placing grills on a grill are a bit hackneyed at this point.
The folks at Suzuki motors, however, have taken a different approach to winning friends and influencing mixmasters with their new Hip-Hop Grand Vitara
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